A mute kid collects a bunch of junk and weapons, and sometimes rides a horse, because a tweenage girl told him to.
alternatively, deadbeat father blacks out and loses his son.
Some nobody flees the destruction of their backwater village, then spends the better part of a decade running ridiculous errands for other people and watching helplessly as tragedy after tragedy unfolds, despite their best efforts.
An excitable teenage athlete travels forward in time 1000 years to kill a giant sea monster who is also his dad.
A mute teenage boy goes on adventures through time with his best friend the girl inventor, a tomboy princess, a polite robot, a talking frog, a super-strong cavewoman, and an evil sorcerer to fight a giant alien bug who is going to destroy the planet at a fixed date in time, all because a a teenage inventor girl’s science project goes funny at the local fair.
I tried, but it actually still sounds awesome.
a hairy codependent twentysomething violently refuses to let his mother figure cut the apron strings. he kills everyone she’s ever loved in the process. he may or may not murder an innocent gay man. throughout these events, strangers call him repeatedly to make fun of his intelligence.
An elite human soldier is selected to be part of a secret alien agency, is doubted at every turn, fights an evil reptile-cat guy that is brainwashed by giant robot-bugs, becomes a Mary Sue/Gary Stu in the second game, still gets doubted at every turn, gets no respect from the secret alien agency, kills a planet because robot-bugs can use it to invade, gets some non-jail jail time, and goes on a final war recruitment montage to kill the giant robot-bugs once and for ALLLLLL~
(Source: mylittlefangirl)
” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “
I’ve seen this a few times now, and i thought about it.
Apparently I’m looking for: a badass female soldier or a blue space wizard (Mass Effect); a badass mercenary that worked their way up to nobility or a badass pirate captain (Dragon Age II); or someone with lots of UST in regards to me for some dumb reason (Rizzoli and Isles; OUaT).
This is all pretty accurate, tbh.
Does anyone else try to flirt with random people in their Tumblr tags, or is it just me?
“Detective Mermaid” !
> w > and my tumblr username is “Lovely Monster”
Man dats kawaii
Super Alchemist!!
YESS
Henshin Bishoujo
So
Transforming pretty-girl
Uh
Happy Monster?
ACCURATE.
(Source: yougottalovethecrazies)
ALWAYS be Dr. Isles. @MauraIsles @SashaAlexander1 #RizzoliAndIsles
Provocative posing!
That cellphone is totally splayed out for your viewing pleasure.
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