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I can't take anything seriously, part 1.

  • Massage Therapist: Your glutes are still pretty tight.
  • Me: Yeah, you said that last week... I guess my workouts are doing well.
  • Massage Therapist: Why do you say that?
  • Me: Well, clearly my ass is so tight it's screwing up my back and hip!
  • Massage Therapist: ...WHAT?!
  • Me: You know, my butt muscles are all, "Oh, yeah! Check us out! So firm!" I guess the other cheek didn't get the memo, though.
  • Massage Therapist: *starts laughing hysterically*