March 2012
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"We're EL-BIFs, and you know it."
Maura: When I waltz into the bullpen, this is what I see:
Jane: Maura, what the crap?
Maura: Rizzoli's at her desk, having eye sex with me
Jane: Wha--
Maura: I look sexy in Jane's suits, and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it.
Jane: *covers up her eyes*
Maura: We're EL-BIFS, and you know it.
Jane: *headdesk*
For @JakeBacon.
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Thank you, Amazon.
@GameCouch: Your back hurts from bending over the computer? http://amzn.com/1614480311
Me: Oh, I do that shit all the time, dude. Seriously.
@GameCouch: What? Why?
Me: Because I'm always taking it from behind. I need to lean over something, right?
lolwin
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Katniss: ...
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Reg's Mom on the Geth at Ilos
biowareaccordingtomom:
Mom: so manty geth Reg: Well, yes. Ilos is pretty much the penultimate dungeon. Mom: oh ho big words reg Reg: Superlative words. Mom: can i just use a nuke Mom: it would be easier Mom: jsut nukled v ermeer Reg: Yes, and look how well that went for you. Mom: learnin froim mistakes Mom: wont split team this time Mom: blow up the geth Mom: boom boom
If my mom made video...
admhawthorne:
kjdawson80 answered your question: *Facepalm*
Because you love writing?
Yet I clearly don’t love myself. >_<
I… well, I still have that R&I/Red Lantern ficlet banging around in my head, so…
Anonymous asked: What would your superhero costume look like? Pants, no pants? Cape, no cape? Describe!
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