since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
I’m so done.
Singlebrooke Dating Service (x)
The Red Skull looks too dapper and cheerful as fuck in this to me. I mean, it’s great art, but dang. DAPPER AS FUCK.
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
HEY #teamHAWKGUY:
Shirts. Shirts for you. For us. Curated by me. By WE LOVE FINE. They actually went for that one. Can you believe it? Because I can not.
I’m donating my curation commission to FUTURES WITHOUT VIOLENCE which works to end violence against women and children around the world. Sales online of these shirts (and whatever follows) or at shows where WE LOVE FINE are set up — ANY sales of these things — money goes to FWV.
Pretty sure I’m getting the #hawkblock one. #TeamHawkguy
THERE’S A SCIENCE BROS TRADE PAPERBACK COMING OUT IN AUGUST
IT’S WRTTEN BY KELLY SUE DECONNICK
edit: according to the links I posted this is Avengers Assemble #9-13 and Annual #1
I know I need better pictures for my OKC profile (I’m 20 to 30 lbs lighter now than when I first set up my account), but I’m too lazy to actually take any. I’d ask my mother, but then I’d have to vogue it up, and let’s be honest - that’s not me :/
At least this time around she’d only insist on one “dressy” shirt, and let me wear my comic book shirts for the rest of them. Gotta represent the real me… which is real nerdy.
EDITED to add: I’d also have to resist the urge to take a few duckface photos, because my duckface is HORRIBLE. I look like I’m the Crabmaster General.
Wonder Woman and sassy Batman. This image is based off of a series of tweets by Chris Sims that I included above. I thought it was funny, so I drew it.
Fan. Tastic.
“Hey, Batman - hold my purse. I be right back.”
I may have already reblogged this, but I don’t give a fuck.
Shit gets real when Wonder Woman pulls her hair back, y’all.
this may be the best thing ive heard in a long time.
Vin Diesel singing Stay by Rihanna
Holy shit. Vin Diesel, get those high notes!